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Because your ass is taking up a lot of room. Because I'm allergic to feathers. When he passed by us I had to hide under the covers while his best friend pretended to be asleep.
Are you the dub to my step? Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. I saw this saying on a t-shirt Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.
Hooking Up Quotes - Bait your own hook. I've forgotten how to fly.
Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack may not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. It's a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it. All right, show's over. Now, you put that thing away! Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out. What are you doing with a sword? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here? Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up! It so happens I am a lawyer. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me man. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee! This is not a joke! How do you feel now? Is there an echo in here? Smee, who is this impostor? The smell of a hundred fun summers, with sleeping in trees and adventures with Indians and Pirates. The world was ours. We could do everything or nothing. All it had to be was anything 'cause it was always us. I've forgotten how to fly. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago. They have children of their own. That's my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed. I couldn't bear to see Moira's heart to be broken when she finds she can't keep you. I mean a real kiss. These are his happy thoughts. Do you remember your mother, Peter? You been holding this long? Jim Hook, duel to the death. I'll fill you in later. Listen, I'd love to chat, but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. Pick 'em on up! Move 'em on down! Ain't no time to celebrate! You are old and overweight! Gotta lose a million pounds! Get your fat butt off the ground! Reach on down and touch your toes! How long since you looked at those? Jumping jacks are good for you! Now your face is turning blue! Swing your arms around your back! Give yourself a heart attack! Tie down the main mast, mateys, 'cause here he is, the cunning kingfish, the bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. Now, let's give him a very big hand, 'cause he's only got one. Well, do you see where Jack is, hmm? Well, that is the same window and this is the same room where we made up our bedtime stories about Peter and Neverland and scary old Captain Hook. And did you know? Barrie - well, Sir James, our neighbor - he loved our stories so much, he wrote them all down in a book, oh dear me, eighty years ago. I said mommy reads to us every night, because she LOVES us very much! Isn't that the, uh, the... And you mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my toy! She hit my bear! I want a potty! I want a cookie! I want to stay up! I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now, now! They tell you stories to shut you up. Fly up there and touch the outstretched fingers of your frightened children, and I'll set them free. I swear to you! I swear on everything I adore, and now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heaven, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember. Give it a try. Jack, for a father who didn't save you on the ship. And he didn't even try. He was there and we were there and he wouldn't try. And the question will be: When the time comes, do you want to be saved? Now, don't you answer now. No, no, no, no, no. Now it's time to be whatever you want to be. Put behind you any thoughts of home; that place of broken promises. I have not kept? I hate you, Mr. No little children love me. Never let him make you forget! Never forget mommy and daddy! You're telling me a 10-inch owl has a 50-mile mating radius? Why don't they just fornicate someplace else? What, a five billion dollar deal falling apart because of this? Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head? Moira, get 'em outta here, will you? I'm on the phone call of my life! You could break a window. You're afraid of getting sucked out. They've got it backwards! Tell them to turn it around! This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning, a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children! You bet against me bringing Pan back here, didn't ya? Not the boo box! Forgetting about us all over again. So who will I leave in charge? Who amongst us does not belong? Someone here does not belong, a stranger amongst the loyal. I will weed you out! So she and daddy can sit down for three measly minutes without you and your mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive and nagging demands. They tell you stories to shut you up.
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I don't print a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight. In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think. Worst part: at one point my date got up and creepily searched the responsible house for me. Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you. If so can I be your world. Because that would be super. Our friend was so stoned, he just stood there starring for like 15 seconds before closing the door silently, leaving us alone. How social do you think that lasts?.
